Coffee is the most metal thing ever!! lml

nicebum:

don’t you hate when you randomly fucking getting horny

like really

I don’t randomly get horny, I’m always horny

ill be at work, and i’ll get hard. it looks like I’m trying to steal a thing of pepperoni.

smallsleepyrascalcat:

whatsdrarryeh:

p3n1s:

Instant reblog every time

BLESS THIS MOTHER FUCKING POST.

Never gets old.

SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

0rdinaryy:

Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code.

I had to reblog this, this is what I call a boss.

Hehe…boobs.

If only…

Alaska…

Trololololol!!!!

Well…

It’s my birthday tommorow… And i have work. And work the next day… And the next… And no time to myself or my friends so that i can throw a party. That means no drinking, no sex, no nothing. All i have to look forward to this week? Overtime.